Shorts
“I like your short shorts, Dad”, laughed my 14 year old son.
“What!?!?!” I replied and stood. “They are not short! Barely over my knees!”
“That is short for today”, he laughed.
I wear those shorts and black socks to mow the grass!
Reminds me, when I was 16, my mom gave my favorite pair of jeans to our neighbor. They put them on THEIR SCARECROW!
You see, my jeans had holes all over them, and mom (and her generation) didn’t understand.
By the way, I made the holes on my jeans!
(Inserting my generational comment) —-> Who buys preholed jeans?
This generation is different, but…
True story. I went to our neighbor’s house and took my jeans off that scarecrow and wore them that night. The straw was a little itchy, and no crows landed on or near me
Love,
Duane


